THE Trend of 2010: "I'm Gay"

Apparently there was a secret meeting amongst those wishing to be more than they are as quickly and as dramatically as possible about how to accomplish such a thing. Then, "EUREKA!!" Someone said "let's all be gay". And there were rainbows being passed around like a hooker at a hootnany. What the fuck??

Now I know many a legitimate member of the LBGT community and I know that this "trend" that some people are trying to hype is getting on their last nerve. And with me being here in NY and watching the so called lesbians attempt to assert their gayness into almost every situation is just pathetic.

First off (and you can take this as a PSA if you like) being a lesbian doesn't mean you have to outwardly express how many bitches you fucked or how many bitches want to fuck you. You probably just made that shit up to look better and it just makes you seem needy for some fucking attention you don't deserve in the first place.

Just because you wear boxers, sagging jeans, Jordans, a wife beater, a too-tight sports bra, cornrows and a fitted doesn't mean you're a stud. It just means you haven't found your individuality so you flock to the first example of what you think a stud is to latch on to. This is not the model in which all non-feminine lesbians have to follow in order to dress like a lesbian.

And who the fuck said a lesbian had to dress like anything in the first place? I've heard this dumb shit too. Its the most assinine thing to grace the atmosphere (well, one of them). I'm all for exploration of ones self. And while I know lesbians that do dress the way that I described above, it took them a lot of pain, ridicule, and self discovery to accept that this was who they wanted to be and had the right reasons to do so. Most of these young and older perpetrators just jump up after getting pissed at a man and decide that it would be fun to be gay.

Being LBGT is not about fun or recreation. Its about celebrating the liberation of who you are and not what society or religion or tradition says you are required to be. And most if not all true members of this community know that they are who they are from very very young. They don't find out after someone introduces them to "The L Word" because it looks cool. So if the reasons you decided to come out aren't filled with substance, then shut the fuck up, put on your dress, go kiss the boy you know you're in love with anyway and sat down some fucking where!!! That is all.